Art teachers mess up their class
with experiments in paint
English teachers tongue-tie their class
with onomatopoeia
Geography teachers give their class the humps
with contour maps
History teachers bore their class
with tales of the old dead past
IT teachers blind their class
with staring at a bright screen
Language teachers baffle their class
with gobbledegook
Math teachers confuse their class
with their fancy symbols
PE teachers tire out their class
with 20 laps of the field
RE teachers crush their classes
fingers with very heavy Bibles
Science teachers blow up their class
with explosive experiments